Enjoying* my corporate life!

I always used to wonder " Does money mean everything in life? Do people get so attached with it after starting to earn that they forget keeping in touch? That the person who once meant a lot to them now mean just another person?". Then I got the answers for all these once I started with my corporate life.

 In the past few months, 

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S.

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok, sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work

6. I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For Friday

7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals

9. In last six months, People say:-
* You Learnt...
* You Earned...
* You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... for bucks

11. I have survived:-
* For convenience of my Family...
* To avoid blame of Society...
* To get tag of Employment...

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
* I learnt to Rejoice...
* To be Happy...
* To Smile...

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet... Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning.....